when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close it and then remember why you opened it
when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip
Would you care for some refreshments?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY COOL LOOKING BOTTLES LIKE THEY WERE MELTING AND I WAS LIKE WOW THATS ARTISTIC BUT I FUCKED UP THEY ARE NOT MELTING DO NOT BUY THESE IF YOU THINK THEY’RE COOL MELTING LOOKING BOTTLES CAUSE THEY ARE NOT fOR LOOKING COOL THEY ARE FOR SELF FRICKLE FRACKLE
In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.
If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?
Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.
I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.
We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.
Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.
~Jodi when she enters the BB16 Allstars 2 House~
I made a pun
I’m pretty sure this is how the ending to Rise of the Guardians went. It’s how I remember it.
RISE and SHINE by Chen Man
If I never had to use my hands again, I would happily wear these beautiful filigree nail rings without giving a single fuck if anyone decided to think less of me for being “effeminate.”
I wonder how well these would work as banjo picks………..